Have
you ever been offered an indecent proposal?.
Yes
and I was rather offended - it was only £40,000! They must
have mistaken me for some other type of woman. A representative
for a businessman of Middle Eastern persuasion whispered it into
my ear at the Hilton years ago. I was furious, then amused.
What's
it like working with Amanda Barrie in Bad Girls?
It's
heaven. We're both completely insane. She's blind and I'm deaf.
It took us time to get used to each other, but now we're
inseparable.
What
attracted you to the role in Bad Girls?
Phyl
sounded fun and she was naughty but nice. More importantly, the
show sounded like it'd be a scream. They sent me over some tapes
and I watched them, then asked for more. They asked me whether I
was still contemplating joining, but I said: 'Oh no, I want to
be in it - I just want to find out what happens next.'
Have
you ever been a bad girl in real life?
No,
I'm a goody-goody. I like playing all the people I'm not.
What
do you miss most about the UK when you're over in LA?
Radio
4. There's no particular show I'm fond of, but I just like to
have it on all the time.
Is
it true that your fifties are the best decade of your life?
No!
My favourite decades by far were my thirties and forties. You
know so many answers, have more confidence and you still have
the complete kit.
You
often play bitches. Are you tough in real life?
I'm
tough, but not hard. It's unfortunate, but you have to be that
way as a woman. Men are criticised if they're not tough enough,
but women get a lot of stick if they are.
Who
was the bigger bitch: Alexis or Sable? Is it true that you and
Joan Collins never got on?
Alexis
was a bigger bitch, but Sable was more manipulative. There was
absolutely no truth in the rumours that we didn't get on.
Admittedly we're terribly different people, but Joan was always
very welcoming.
What
was it like working alongside Marlon Brando in The
Nightcomers?
It
was amazing. Marlon loathed the industry and hated Hollywood. We
don't see each other, but we've spoken a lot over the years.
Do
you still see any of your Dynasty/The Colbys co-stars?
I
hear from Emma Samms [Fallon Colby] and was in touch with
Charlton Heston [Jason Colby] until very recently. I saw Joan
Collins at The Ivy just last week.
What
was your most memorable outfit from Dynasty?
The
one I borrowed and wore to the Oscars once, which got me into a
list of the worst dressed guests. It was shocking pink and
totally, utterly amazing.
Did
you have to lose weight to star in Tenko?
I
knew that not one person who'd survived the camp did so without
losing at least 201b. So before I started I piled on weight,
then I lost 201b. I went way down and was on the borders of
anorexia when Stephanie Cole, one of the other actresses,
interceded.
Who's
been your favourite co-star of all time?
Charlton
Heston - he's just a complete darling. He's always there to
steady and catch. He was a wonderful co-star.
Are
you a country or a city girl?
Show
me no wet, green fields. I love the outdoors, but only when the
weather is decent. I can't understand why people love the
countryside when it's wet, cold, miserable and grey. It's day
after day of bad hair days.
Describe
yourself in five words.
Don't
annoy me, I bite.
Are
you seeing anyone at the moment? If not, would you ever consider
dating a toy boy?
Yes,
I'm seeing someone. I quietly decided that, while it might be
for some people, youth is not for me.
Is
it true that you once turned down a lucrative offer to appear in
Playboy?
Yes,
but I went on to appear in the magazine on my own terms. It was
a stupid thing to do. They asked me after I'd done The
Nightcomers [in1972], but I wasn't keen. Then, years later,
I was in Jamaica and they asked again. I said: 'If Lichfield or
Snowdon can be here tomorrow, I'll do it.' Lichfield jumped on a
plane, but it caused me a great deal of annoyance because they
didn't publish the photos until years later and it ruined a $1
million make-up deal I had in the pipeline.
Do
you have a nickname?
My
two-year-old grandson Jude calls me Glamma. His mother said I
didn't look like a granny, I was more glamour. So we taught Jude
to call me Glamma.
Would
you ever consider plastic surgery?
If
there was a way to get rid of the wrinkles on my neck other than
with a bulldog clip, I'd consider it. But I don't think there
is.
If
you could have a dinner party with six fantasy guests (dead or
alive), who would you invite and why?
Oh,
let's have Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha, a great Hindu sage, a North
American Indian shaman and then there's me. I think we could
kick around a bit.
Which
celebrity would you most like to be on a long-haul flight with?
I
have no interest on being stuck on a long-haul flight with
someone who's only been famous for 15 minutes. David Beckham's
absolutely gorgeous, but I'm not sure he's got the conversation.
He's young and absolutely divine, but I don't think I'd want to
be stuck talking to him. I'd rather have a good old chat with
Parky [Michael Parkinson]. I don't think I'm interested in being
with someone self-absorbed - I much prefer to be taught chess by
a master.
How
would you like to be remembered?
Fondly!
PRIZE QUESTION: What's
the best piece of advice your mother ever gave you?
My
mother only gave me two pieces of advice. She told me that
ladies don't take sugar in their tea and you never see a cat
looking tired because they have cat naps. I do think the ability
to have a nap for 20 minutes is extremely valuable. I think that
a sleep at lunchtime does you far more good than a sticky
pudding.