
June 17th,
1986
Luck of the Spider Woman
by
David Church
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| Years
of acting on the English stage puts Beacham in good company with her
Colbys relatives, Hollywood giants Barbara Stanwyck
(sister-in-law, Connie) and Charlton Heston (husband, Jason). |
Britain's
Stephanie Beacham has got a jolly good career going on this side
of the Atlantic.
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It's
Jeff and Fallon's wedding day on the set of The Colbys.
John Forsythe looks the part of proud papa while John James and
Jack Coleman impatiently jostle each other. Charlton Heston
strides around looking decidedly grumpy. Ricardo Montalban and
Diahann Carroll match their actions on take after take, and Emma
Samms, as Fallon, looks extremely pretty in pink. The altar is
framed with men in charcoal gray morning suits and a florist's
shop of fresh flowers.
Amidst all the familiar faces sits a woman who, although she
isn't nearly as well known, commands equal attention by doing
literally nothing. That is a quality called presence. English
actress Stephanie Beacham has it in spades.
An attractive red-head with a wasp-size waist who looks years
younger than she probably is, Beacham has combined theatrical
performing in London with a haughty sense of sardonic bitchery to
create the show's most memorable character, Sable Colby. If Joan
Collins is the rock on which Dynasty is built, Beacham, in
her own way and on her own terms, is creating the same sort of
base in The Colbys. In a show that lumps together big-name
veterans and inexperienced pups, she is, in this country, an
anomaly, an accomplished newcomer - to American television and to
soap stardom.
During a break in filming, Beacham played hostess in her on-set
trailer and, although dog-tired from a nerve-wracking schedule,
related the curious turn of events that brought her from London to
The Colbys.
"Esther Shapiro has a friend named Marian Rosenberg. Now,
Marian, who is both a producer and an agent, had made a film
several years back called Tam Lin, in which I had starred
with Ava Gardner. Esther had trouble finding the right actress for
Sable and, in describing her, suddenly Marian thought, 'If
Stephanie Beacham has grown up as I think she'd have grown
up, she'd be perfect for this part.' The very day they had this
conversation, my London agent flew in to meet with Marian to set
up a reciprocal talent arrangement and the first picture he put on
her desk was mine. Marian turned over the picture to see my name,
said 'Oh my God' and called Esther Shapiro saying, 'I've found
your Sable.'"
If coming to the attention of The Colbys producers was
somewhat unusual, Beacham readily admits that the audition took
her even more by surprise. "I had just finished the run of a
very popular television series, and I was exhausted. I was off on
holiday and told my agents, that 'No, I would not audition.' My
feeling was that they were coming to London to do what they
usually do, which is to prove that the choice they've already made
in Hollywood is the correct one." (Indeed, numerous sources
have indicated that Faye Dunaway was the first choice for Sable,
but negotiations broke down when she failed to waver on what was
considered an exceptionally high fee.)
Then fate stepped in. A London neighbor, who had promised to feed
Beacham's fish, called to say that she couldn't feed them because
she'd lost the house key. Rushing back to town to save the fish,
Stephanie agreed to her agent's request and proceeded to the
audition.
"I still didn't think much of it," Beacham remembers. "I
wasn't silly, of course. I brushed my hair and cleaned my teeth.
You don't want any film on you to go into a country where one day
you may want to work, so you must look your best. But when I got
to the place and walked in I thought, 'I know this smell.' There
was the smell of hideous trembling in that audition. All of these
frightfully well-known English actresses pulling far too many
frocks around on hangers. I suddenly realized that this was being
taken very seriously. Many of these actresses had brought their
own actors to read the scene with; they'd been rehearsing.
Thankfully, I have a photographic memory, so after a quick look at
the script, I read. The only thing that came to me instinctively
was that I should look up at the actor playing opposite me and
that whatever he said I should talk back sense." She pauses
for effect, takes a sip of juice and gestures lightly. "That,
as they say, is history."
Beacham's history is unknown to most American viewers and for the
good reason that The Colbys is her first experience in
American television. The bulk of her work has been in the English
theater, on occasion with her husband, actor John McEnery.
Shakespeare and Chekhov aside, their happiest collaborations have
been their daughters, Phoebe, eleven, and Chloe, nine. In fact,
whatever disorientation Beacham may exhibit due to her crushing
schedule evaporates as she speaks with great affection and
yearning for her children who are, at present, at school in
London.
"Every Tuesday, I post the children something and we speak
every Saturday, so there is a structure. In fact, I just sent them
some colored tissues because they've both got stinking colds. It's
so ridiculous, ten dollars on postage and two dollars worth of
tissues. Phoebe is gorgeous and Chloe is pony-mad. She got a
Cabbage Patch horse for her birthday, she's all into galloping,
bolting and cantering at the moment. That's natural for little
girls; their feet turn out for ballet and then in for riding and
then out again for ballet and then it's boys.
"Phoebe's gone straight into boys. No, not quite. She still
tells me that the idea of developing breasts is the most
disgusting thing that's ever going to happen to a person.
"When she was very little, Phoebe was in a pre-school and
all the children were gathered on a mat and asked to tell what
their fathers did for a living. One child would say, my father's a
fireman, and the other, my father's a doctor and so on. At the
time, John was appearing in repertory with the Royal Shakespeare
Company and when the teacher finally got to Phoebe she said,
'Well, I think it's Twelfth Night tonight or it could be
Othello!'"
While acknowledging that she may have two budding actresses on
her hands, Stephanie insists that "the girls know it's
incredibly hard work" and offers that acting was not her
first chosen profession. "I'm quite deaf, you see and early
in life I thought I would like to teach music to deaf children,
because while they can't hear as we do, they can feel the
vibrations of the music." It should be noted that Stephanie
wears no visible hearing aid and appears to get along relatively
well, but it is a handicap she has no compunction discussing as
well as being a topic that is still something of a cause with her.
Recently she appeared with several other Colbys stars at a
fund-raiser for The Starlight Foundation, a non-profit
organization that makes the dreams of dying children a reality.
"Years ago, I wouldn't have appeared at a benefit like that.
I simply would have sent in an anonymous donation and let it go.
Thank goodness, I've grown up enough to know what show business
means; it's not just the acting, it's everything else as well, and
I'm terribly keen on lending my name to these social functions. Of
course, when you're playing someone as vile as Sable, it's not
such a bad idea to let yourself be seen in public as you are - an
ordinary, jolly, though sometimes curt-of-tongue, woman. I'm
really a jolly human being! But Sable... poor old girl, she's got
tunnel vision and this thing about her son and this dreadful life
and I feel very sorry for her. I was thinking the other day, could
I be friends with Sable? Yes, I suppose I could cope with her, but
I don't think Sable would give me another look. She wouldn't even
notice me. She needs a friend like me, but I don't think
she'd have the sense to seek me out."
Beacham has high praise for her television cousin, Joan Collins. "Joan
Collins has it!" exclaims Stephanie. "What I've done
about the comparisons I knew would be made is absolutely zilch. I
couldn't imitate anybody, there's no point. And I'll tell you
quite honestly that when I first came to town I thought very
little of Joan Collins. I don't think I took her seriously. Now I
take her extremely seriously and I admire her enormously. To do
what she's done on Dynasty and then to have the energy to
do her own projects, well, she has my full respect."
As for her own future projects, Stephanie Beacham is still
feeling her way. "At the moment, all I want is to finish the
season so I can be with my family. I've been in a hotel for so
long, I need a solid home under my feet. but I'm pleased with the
response to The Colbys. We're going to be back next season
and, yes, there has been interest from other quarters." She
subtly knocks on wood (or in this case, formica). "It looks
as if I want a career in America, I'll jolly well have one!"
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